Rudolph the red-nosed banker,
Thought he really had it made,
When he was selling sub-primes,
He was really highly paid.
All of the other bankers,
Viewed him with jealousy,
They realised old Rudolph,
Thought that every lunch was free.
Then one fateful Xmas Eve,
Creditors came to say,
"Rudolph with your money stash,
Give us back our hard-earned cash!"
Then all the people loathed him,
As they shouted angrily,
"Rudolph the red-nosed banker,
You'll go down in history!"
