Lines on the Resignation of EU Envoy Lord Frost
(to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman')
Frosty the envoy,
Was a very funny bloke,
He looked like he was smiling,
But his talk was one big joke.
Frosty the envoy,
Told fairy tales they say
He said the Brexit deal was fine
But wrecked it in one day.
There must have been some muddle,
In that old brief case they found
For when they placed it in his hand.
He began to prat around.
Oh, Frosty the envoy,
Wouldn't believe in any deal,
For when he signed at the foot of the page,
To him it was not real!
Frosty the envoy,
Was a very funny bloke,
He looked like he was smiling,
But his talk was one big joke.
Frosty the envoy,
Knew the Northern Ireland deal,
Would never work, but he was glad,
It would never be quite real.
Frosty the envoy,
Knew the shit would hit the fan,
So he waved good-bye, saying, "Don't you cry
I'll be back soon if I can!"
