I Saw A 'Fucking Hunter'
( Charles Causley, brought up to date!)
I saw a fuckin' hunter
With a fuckin' gun
Walking in the country
In the fuckin' sun.
Near the fuckin' forest
Drove a fuckin' man.
On the fuckin' motorway.
In a fuckin' van.
Hunter fuckin' eager-
But wer'n't his fuckin' day!
Forgot gun pointing
Wrong fuckin' way.
Fuckin' hunter's gun goes off!
Shoots man in the neck.
Fuckin' driver swerves off road
And ends a fuckin' wreck!
Bang went the fuckin' gun.
Driver fucked instead!
Fuckin' hunter just says 'Fuck!'.
But Fuckin' driver's dead!
(In November 2021 a 67 year old driver from Anjou was shot in the neck by hunters in the forest near the motorway near Nantes. They claimed it was 'an accident'. A week later the driver died of his injuries. The response from hunters was that 'hunting is getting safer'. In France there is no day in the season where hunting does not take place and walkers, cyclists and even people in their own gardens have been shot and killed in the past. )
